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Mercy Atieno
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Jun 3, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Omari
Guest
May 22, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 18, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 16, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 10, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Raha
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Maida
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Raha
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Leila
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Shani
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
