When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Sharon Kibiru
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Feb 3, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Leila
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Lydia Mahiga
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Jan 26, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Omari
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 29, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mchawi
Guest
May 28, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 28, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Shukuru
Guest
May 25, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Kahina
Guest
May 9, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 6, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Habiba
Guest
May 4, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Jamal
Guest
May 2, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 2, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
