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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Omari
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Azima
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Farida
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Muslima
Guest
May 30, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 28, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 12, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Husna
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Juma
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
