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Benjamin Masanja
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Jan 9, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Richard Mulwa
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Jan 9, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Michael Onyango
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Dec 27, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Nancy Kabura
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Nov 28, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Nov 16, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Linda Karimi
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Nov 3, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Majid
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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David Chacha
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Jun 9, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Diana Mumbua
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Jun 5, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Amani
Guest
May 30, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 13, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 4, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Fikiri
Guest
May 2, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Salima
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mgeni
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Apr 27, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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John Kamande
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Apr 16, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Issa
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Juma
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
