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Benjamin Masanja
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Jan 9, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
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Richard Mulwa
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Jan 9, 2019
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Baraka
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Jan 7, 2019
π Added to my favorites!
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Yusuf
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Jan 5, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
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Michael Onyango
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Dec 27, 2018
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
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Edith Cherotich
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Dec 21, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
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Nancy Kabura
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Nov 28, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Raphael Okoth
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Nov 18, 2018
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Nov 16, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
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Jabir
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Nov 12, 2018
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Monica Lissu
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Nov 11, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Nov 11, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Linda Karimi
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Nov 3, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Hamida
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Oct 22, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
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Grace Wairimu
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Oct 21, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
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Lucy Kimotho
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Oct 15, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
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Grace Mushi
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Oct 7, 2018
π Rolling on the floor!
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Raha
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Oct 7, 2018
π Too good!
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James Kimani
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Oct 3, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
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Nyota
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Oct 3, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
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Joyce Aoko
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Sep 28, 2018
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
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Linda Karimi
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Sep 24, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Samuel Omondi
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Sep 22, 2018
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
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Mjaka
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Sep 19, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Andrew Mahiga
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Sep 2, 2018
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Mwagonda
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Aug 31, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Yusuf
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Aug 28, 2018
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
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Jane Muthoni
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Aug 27, 2018
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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Mwanaisha
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Aug 24, 2018
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
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Athumani
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Aug 22, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
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Shamim
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Aug 13, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
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Sarafina
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Aug 12, 2018
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Zakia
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Aug 6, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
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Majid
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Mwanajuma
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Jul 25, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Anna Mchome
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Jul 19, 2018
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
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Philip Nyaga
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Jul 3, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Jun 22, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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David Chacha
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Jun 9, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jun 8, 2018
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
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Diana Mumbua
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Jun 5, 2018
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Amani
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May 30, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
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Mariam Kawawa
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May 13, 2018
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
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Susan Wangari
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May 4, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
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Fikiri
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May 2, 2018
π€£ This joke is just too good!
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Salima
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
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John Kamande
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Apr 16, 2018
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
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Issa
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Mar 14, 2018
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Frank Sokoine
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Mar 3, 2018
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Zakaria
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Mar 3, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
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Juma
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
π Iβm dying!
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ