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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Jamal
Guest
May 29, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 23, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 16, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 5, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Salima
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Juma
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
