What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 18, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Aziza (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Fadhili (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Amir (Guest) on March 5, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mohamed (Guest) on February 28, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

George Mallya (Guest) on February 22, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 15, 2019

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 11, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 9, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Zakia (Guest) on February 2, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Bahati (Guest) on January 14, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Sharifa (Guest) on December 31, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Sumaya (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Athumani (Guest) on December 28, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Ahmed (Guest) on December 8, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 29, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 27, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 26, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 11, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on November 6, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 23, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 23, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 13, 2018

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Zainab (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 2, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 27, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 18, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Hekima (Guest) on August 9, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mashaka (Guest) on August 1, 2018

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 17, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Sharifa (Guest) on June 20, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 16, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 15, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Bahati (Guest) on June 12, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Jamal (Guest) on May 29, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 23, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 16, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Ndoto (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 19, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mariam (Guest) on April 11, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Fadhili (Guest) on April 5, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Salima (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 26, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Abdillah (Guest) on March 18, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

James Malima (Guest) on February 26, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 19, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Shukuru (Guest) on February 12, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 3, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Khalifa (Guest) on February 2, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 29, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Juma (Guest) on January 29, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Ndoto (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

George Mallya (Guest) on January 22, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mchawi (Guest) on January 22, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶