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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Makame
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Issa
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Farida
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Warda
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 24, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 24, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 23, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 11, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
