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Carol Nyakio
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Oct 15, 2018
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π
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Sumaya
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Oct 12, 2018
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
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James Mduma
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Sep 30, 2018
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
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Makame
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
π Canβt wait to share this!
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Issa
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Jane Muthoni
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Sep 13, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Sep 9, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Sep 4, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Farida
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
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Warda
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
π€£ This oneβs fire!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 24, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 24, 2018
π Perfect joke!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 23, 2018
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 11, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
π Laughing so hard right now!