Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 17, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 12, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Zulekha (Guest) on November 7, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mgeni (Guest) on October 4, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Hashim (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 24, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mustafa (Guest) on September 23, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Leila (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 15, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Wande (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 1, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 29, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Azima (Guest) on August 16, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Nassar (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 3, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Amina (Guest) on August 1, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 30, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 21, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 15, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Khatib (Guest) on July 14, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Kheri (Guest) on July 7, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 26, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 25, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Issack (Guest) on June 11, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 10, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 28, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 19, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Kiza (Guest) on May 7, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mashaka (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 1, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 23, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Sharifa (Guest) on April 17, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Hassan (Guest) on April 13, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mohamed (Guest) on April 5, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 25, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 23, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Omari (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Rukia (Guest) on March 10, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 5, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 19, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Nasra (Guest) on February 15, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mustafa (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Selemani (Guest) on February 6, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 26, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Husna (Guest) on January 22, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 15, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 29, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Fadhila (Guest) on December 28, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Nchi (Guest) on December 19, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Jamila (Guest) on December 19, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤