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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mzee
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Juma
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Juma
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mashaka
Guest
May 23, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 22, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 13, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 12, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Zubeida
Guest
May 10, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
