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Hassan
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Feb 26, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Omar
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 30, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 19, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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John Mushi
Guest
May 14, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
😄 You got me!
