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Monica Adhiambo
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Jan 10, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Farida
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Ali
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
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Amani
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Juma
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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John Lissu
Guest
May 24, 2018
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 23, 2018
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 17, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Makame
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Majid
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
