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Husna
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Amani
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Daudi
Guest
May 31, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 30, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 26, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 23, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Zuhura
Guest
May 15, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Zulekha
Guest
May 9, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Masika
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
