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Alice Jebet
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Feb 26, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Azima
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Husna
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Neema
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Farida
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Leila
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 29, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Nassar
Guest
May 29, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 27, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 25, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 14, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 6, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Amir
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
