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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Masika
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Wande
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Halima
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Omar
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Binti
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Salma
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Hamida
Guest
May 27, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Shukuru
Guest
May 27, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 17, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Mariam
Guest
May 9, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Salima
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
