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Kevin Maina
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Apr 26, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Azima
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Binti
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Leila
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Binti
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 23, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 6, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 4, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 2, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Omar
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
