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Elizabeth Mtei
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Nov 21, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 20, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 7, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Asha
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nuru
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Amina
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
