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Neema
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Jan 29, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Peter Mwambui
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Jan 29, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Maida
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Jan 25, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Peter Mugendi
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Jan 3, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Stephen Kangethe
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Jan 3, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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James Mduma
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Dec 29, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwanais
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Dec 23, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Rahim
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Dec 18, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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James Kawawa
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Dec 15, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Esther Nyambura
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Dec 13, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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George Wanjala
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Dec 7, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Irene Makena
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Dec 7, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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James Kawawa
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Dec 4, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Maulid
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Dec 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Robert Ndunguru
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Nov 30, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Jane Muthoni
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Nov 22, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Shamsa
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Nov 12, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Susan Wangari
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Nov 6, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Stephen Malecela
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Nov 4, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Michael Onyango
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Nov 1, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Oct 22, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Philip Nyaga
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Oct 19, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Salima
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Oct 16, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Zubeida
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Oct 16, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Maneno
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Oct 14, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rashid
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Oct 8, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Kijakazi
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Oct 5, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Patrick Akech
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Oct 1, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Hashim
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Sep 26, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Omari
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Sep 25, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Carol Nyakio
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Sep 15, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Anna Mchome
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Sep 9, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Janet Mwikali
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Sep 9, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Daniel Obura
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Sep 3, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mchuma
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Aug 28, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Anthony Kariuki
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Aug 23, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Anna Malela
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Aug 16, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Samuel Were
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Aug 16, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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John Lissu
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Jul 31, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Fadhila
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Jul 19, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Francis Mrope
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Jul 19, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Halimah
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Jul 15, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Maimuna
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Jul 8, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Sharon Kibiru
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Jun 19, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Betty Akinyi
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May 29, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Makame
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May 19, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Faith Kariuki
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May 19, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Issack
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May 17, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Charles Wafula
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May 15, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Makame
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May 11, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Grace Mushi
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May 6, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Peter Tibaijuka
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May 6, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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David Nyerere
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May 6, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Edith Cherotich
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Apr 12, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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James Mduma
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Apr 1, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Josephine
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Mar 25, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mwagonda
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Mar 16, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
