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Mwajuma
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Apr 24, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Brian Karanja
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Apr 15, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Jamal
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Apr 13, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Amina
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Halima
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Amir
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Neema
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Chum
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Farida
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Rukia
Guest
May 16, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Amir
Guest
May 15, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 11, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 1, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Furaha
Guest
May 1, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
