👥
Shamsa
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
👥
Sekela
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
👥
Kiza
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
👥
Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
👥
Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
👥
Nashon
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
👥
Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
👥
Maulid
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
👥
Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
👥
David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
👥
James Mduma
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
👥
Biashara
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
👥
Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
👥
Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
👥
Nuru
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
👥
Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
👥
Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
👥
John Kamande
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
👥
Josephine
Guest
May 29, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
👥
Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 21, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
👥
Hassan
Guest
May 18, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
👥
Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 16, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
👥
Mwanajuma
Guest
May 9, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
👥
Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 5, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
👥
Zubeida
Guest
May 3, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
👥
Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
👥
Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
👥
Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
👥
Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
👥
Sarafina
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
👥
David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
👥
Latifa
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
👥
Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
👥
Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
👥
Josephine
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
👥
Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
👥
Halimah
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
👥
Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
👥
Salima
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
👥
Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
👥
Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
👥
Nasra
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
👥
Rashid
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
👥
Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
👥
Ahmed
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
👥
Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
👥
Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
😄 Too good!
👥
Faiza
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
👥
Salima
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
👥
Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
👥
Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
👥
Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
👥
Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
👥
Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
👥
Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
👥
Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
👥
Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
👥
Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
👥
Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
👥
Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
