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Robert Okello
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Dec 30, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Maimuna
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Dec 9, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mtumwa
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Dec 8, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Nov 16, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Arifa
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Sep 7, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Aug 25, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Hekima
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Aug 24, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Shani
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mjaka
Guest
May 30, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 26, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Furaha
Guest
May 19, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 19, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Sultan
Guest
May 18, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Sumaya
Guest
May 15, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 12, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Arifa
Guest
May 8, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 6, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Zainab
Guest
May 2, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Khamis
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Apr 3, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Dorothy Nkya
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Feb 28, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Kevin Maina
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Feb 14, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jan 29, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Zakaria
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Jan 21, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
