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Maida
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Nchi
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Majid
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Salum
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Farida
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 30, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 27, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 26, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Daudi
Guest
May 16, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Zainab
Guest
May 13, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
May 12, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 10, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 9, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Binti
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
