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David Sokoine
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Nov 11, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Juma
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Azima
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Majid
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mchawi
Guest
May 23, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Sharifa
Guest
May 15, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 13, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 4, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Nchi
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Majid
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Neema
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Amani
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
