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Oct 8, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Rabia
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Oct 8, 2017
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Jane Malecela
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Oct 2, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Hashim
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Sep 30, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Grace Mushi
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Sep 26, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
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Maneno
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Sep 26, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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George Tenga
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Sep 25, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
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Diana Mallya
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Sep 13, 2017
π This made my day!
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Salima
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Sep 12, 2017
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I needed that laugh!
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Sep 10, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
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Rose Lowassa
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Sep 10, 2017
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Aug 30, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Henry Mollel
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Aug 11, 2017
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Aug 3, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Abdullah
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Jul 27, 2017
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
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Anna Mahiga
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Jul 27, 2017
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
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Umi
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Jul 16, 2017
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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Ann Awino
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Jul 14, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jun 27, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Nora Kidata
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Jun 21, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Mary Sokoine
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Jun 12, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Dorothy Nkya
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Jun 2, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
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Halima
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May 27, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 21, 2017
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Mchuma
Guest
May 16, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Juma
Guest
May 12, 2017
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
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Stephen Kangethe
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May 6, 2017
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
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Sharon Kibiru
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Apr 22, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
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Patrick Mutua
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Apr 21, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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Abdillah
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Apr 12, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Azima
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
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Margaret Mahiga
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Apr 6, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
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Maneno
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Apr 1, 2017
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Janet Mwikali
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Mar 28, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
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Patrick Mutua
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Mar 15, 2017
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
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Mtumwa
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Mar 11, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
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Michael Mboya
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Mar 8, 2017
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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Janet Sumari
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Feb 22, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
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Kheri
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Feb 21, 2017
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Raha
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Feb 21, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
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Omari
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Feb 17, 2017
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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Paul Kamau
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Feb 14, 2017
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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Miriam Mchome
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Feb 7, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Rahim
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Jan 31, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π
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Khatib
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Jan 31, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
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Issack
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
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Irene Akoth
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Jan 20, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Salum
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Jan 16, 2017
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Sharifa
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Jan 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
π Still cracking up!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
π Added to my favorites!
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Omari
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
π Too good!
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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Charles Wafula
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Nov 24, 2016
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
