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Peter Mugendi
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Feb 25, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mary Njeri
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Feb 24, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Samuel Omondi
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Feb 17, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mhina
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Jan 21, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Sharon Kibiru
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Jan 16, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Paul Kamau
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Jan 9, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Susan Wangari
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Jan 8, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Rose Amukowa
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Jan 6, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Zawadi
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Dec 27, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Mazrui
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Dec 23, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Dec 23, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Wande
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Dec 14, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Robert Okello
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Dec 13, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Samuel Were
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Dec 8, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Baridi
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Dec 2, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Anthony Kariuki
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Nov 20, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Athumani
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Nov 19, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mary Kendi
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Nov 18, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Agnes Lowassa
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Nov 17, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Lucy Mahiga
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Nov 7, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Aziza
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Nov 2, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Joseph Kawawa
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Nov 2, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Oct 22, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Hashim
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Oct 11, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Chum
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Oct 10, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Sarah Achieng
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Oct 2, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Paul Kamau
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Sep 29, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Grace Mushi
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Sep 27, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Janet Sumaye
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Sep 19, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Grace Njuguna
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Sep 9, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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David Kawawa
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Sep 9, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Joseph Kitine
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Sep 8, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Sultan
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Sep 7, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Aug 31, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Rubea
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Aug 29, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Monica Adhiambo
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Aug 27, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Aug 24, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Charles Mboje
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Aug 24, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Muslima
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Aug 22, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Issack
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Aug 21, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Majid
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Aug 21, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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David Musyoka
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Aug 17, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Stephen Kikwete
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Aug 16, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Brian Karanja
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Aug 14, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Omari
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Jul 24, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Grace Wairimu
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Jul 17, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Jul 10, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Latifa
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Jul 6, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Shamim
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Jul 2, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Shukuru
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Jun 28, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rahim
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Jun 27, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jun 26, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Paul Ndomba
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Jun 8, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Janet Sumari
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Jun 5, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Daudi
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May 17, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Raphael Okoth
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May 3, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Nancy Akumu
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May 2, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Hamida
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Apr 26, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Anna Mahiga
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Apr 21, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
