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Sekela
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Nov 12, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Masika
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Farida
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 31, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 24, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 20, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 17, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 16, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Rabia
Guest
May 14, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Baridi
Guest
May 12, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Amani
Guest
May 11, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Salum
Guest
May 11, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Amir
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Wande
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Warda
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
