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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Wande
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Amina
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Latifa
Guest
May 30, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 30, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 26, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 23, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Zubeida
Guest
May 21, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
