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Khatib
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Feb 24, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Monica Lissu
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Feb 23, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Baridi
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Jan 20, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Patrick Mutua
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Dec 17, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Tambwe
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Dec 14, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Raha
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mjaka
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Dec 4, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Khalifa
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Nov 21, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Amani
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwagonda
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Sep 19, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Zakaria
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Sep 12, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Andrew Mchome
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Aug 24, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Ann Wambui
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Jun 17, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Victor Kimario
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Jun 12, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Salma
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Jun 8, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jun 2, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Michael Mboya
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Jun 2, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 31, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 22, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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David Chacha
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Apr 23, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Robert Okello
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Apr 15, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Hellen Nduta
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Apr 12, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Joseph Kawawa
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Apr 6, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Rose Mwinuka
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Mar 24, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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John Lissu
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Mar 3, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Daniel Obura
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Mar 2, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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James Kimani
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Feb 28, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Philip Nyaga
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Feb 14, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
