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Hashim
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Feb 16, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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Linda Karimi
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Feb 15, 2018
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Simon Kiprono
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Feb 12, 2018
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Edith Cherotich
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Jan 19, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Nchi
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Jan 17, 2018
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Issa
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Leila
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 23, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 22, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 17, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Zainab
Guest
May 12, 2017
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Shamsa
Guest
May 2, 2017
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Iโm still chuckling at this!
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Farida
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
๐ What a joke!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Elizabeth Malima
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Mar 19, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Issa
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐