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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Asha
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Omar
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Amina
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Shani
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 28, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Athumani
Guest
May 27, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 16, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Khadija
Guest
May 11, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 10, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 3, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Issack
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Husna
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
