👥
Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
👥
Abdillah
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
👥
Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
👥
Yusuf
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
👥
Raha
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
👥
Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
👥
Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
👥
Zainab
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
👥
Athumani
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
👥
Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
👥
Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
👥
Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
👥
Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
👥
Khalifa
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
👥
Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
👥
Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
👥
Halima
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
👥
Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
👥
Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
👥
Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
👥
James Kimani
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
👥
David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
👥
Khalifa
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
👥
David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
👥
Shukuru
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
👥
James Mduma
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
👥
Biashara
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
👥
Fadhila
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
👥
Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
👥
Maida
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
👥
Mashaka
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
👥
Sofia
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
👥
Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
👥
Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
👥
Ndoto
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
👥
Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
👥
Zuhura
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
👥
Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
👥
Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
👥
Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
👥
Ndoto
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
👥
Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
👥
Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
👥
Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
👥
Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
👥
Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
👥
Hekima
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
👥
Ahmed
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
👥
Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
👥
Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
👥
Tambwe
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
👥
Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
👥
Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
👥
Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
👥
Khalifa
Guest
May 23, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
👥
Alice Mrema
Guest
May 22, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
👥
Linda Karimi
Guest
May 16, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
👥
Binti
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
👥
Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
