Answer: Santa Claus π
Explanation: In December, we have the delightful presence of Santa Claus, who magically appears with his sleigh and reindeer to bring joy and gifts to everyone. No other month can boast of having this jolly old fellow spreading cheer and laughter! ππ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 20, 2018
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Furaha (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 1, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Sofia (Guest) on December 25, 2017
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 15, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 9, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Jamal (Guest) on December 7, 2017
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Abubakari (Guest) on December 6, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 28, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 23, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 12, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 6, 2017
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Sarafina (Guest) on November 2, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 2, 2017
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 30, 2017
π Iβm still cracking up!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 14, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 3, 2017
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 16, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Ahmed (Guest) on September 13, 2017
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Azima (Guest) on September 11, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 1, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 24, 2017
This joke deserves an award! π
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Zainab (Guest) on August 14, 2017
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Salma (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Chum (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Omar (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 9, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Umi (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 28, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Zulekha (Guest) on May 31, 2017
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Saidi (Guest) on May 7, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
James Malima (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Sofia (Guest) on April 22, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Safiya (Guest) on April 19, 2017
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Biashara (Guest) on April 17, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Aziza (Guest) on April 2, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 11, 2017
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 13, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 13, 2017
π That punchline was epic!
Mhina (Guest) on February 10, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Ndoto (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 17, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Shamim (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Juma (Guest) on January 11, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Ndoto (Guest) on December 31, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 25, 2016
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Athumani (Guest) on December 4, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Tabu (Guest) on December 1, 2016
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 27, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ