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What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Answer: Santa Claus πŸŽ…

Explanation: In December, we have the delightful presence of Santa Claus, who magically appears with his sleigh and reindeer to bring joy and gifts to everyone. No other month can boast of having this jolly old fellow spreading cheer and laughter! πŸŽπŸŽ‰

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Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 20, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. πŸ›οΈπŸ₯ž

Furaha (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 1, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🀲

Sofia (Guest) on December 25, 2017

πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! πŸ“–πŸ˜†

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 15, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! πŸ¦‰πŸŽ©

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 9, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†

Jamal (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹

Abubakari (Guest) on December 6, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? πŸšœπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 28, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πŸ‘ΆπŸ€£

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 23, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. πŸ§ΉπŸ›Œ

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 12, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. πŸ›ŒπŸ’¬

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 6, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŒŠ

Sarafina (Guest) on November 2, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 2, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! πŸ¨πŸŽ“

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 30, 2017

πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 14, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' πŸ¬πŸ˜…

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. πŸ” πŸ€”

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 3, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 16, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹

Ahmed (Guest) on September 13, 2017

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Azima (Guest) on September 11, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜…

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If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. πŸ˜‡πŸ“

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This joke deserves an award! πŸ†

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Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ

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I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

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What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! πŸπŸ“š

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Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! πŸŒπŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ

Omar (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 9, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ

Umi (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. πŸ©πŸ˜†

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 28, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πŸŒ‹β€οΈ

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 10, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šβœοΈ

Zulekha (Guest) on May 31, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€

Saidi (Guest) on May 7, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ“…πŸ”

James Malima (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! πŸ’°

Sofia (Guest) on April 22, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ”πŸ“

Safiya (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

Biashara (Guest) on April 17, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. πŸ˜…πŸ–οΈ

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! πŸ˜„

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. πŸ“žπŸ˜Ž

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 7, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜‚

Aziza (Guest) on April 2, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. πŸ“±πŸ˜†

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 11, 2017

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Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ§­

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 13, 2017

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 13, 2017

πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!

Mhina (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄

Ndoto (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 17, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚

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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ

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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†

Ndoto (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š

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I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. πŸΈπŸ˜‚

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. πŸ”₯πŸ˜…

Tabu (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 27, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. β˜•β€οΈ

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