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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Shani
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Halima
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Maida
Guest
May 26, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 8, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Farida
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Neema
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Issa
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
