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Carol Nyakio
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Oct 18, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Bahati
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Oct 12, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Fadhila
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Oct 6, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Kidata
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Oct 3, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Aziza
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Sep 27, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Shani
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Makame
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 26, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Chiku
Guest
May 25, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 23, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Nuru
Guest
May 15, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Amir
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Omari
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
