What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 18, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Bahati (Guest) on October 12, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 9, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Fadhila (Guest) on October 6, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Aziza (Guest) on September 27, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 24, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Hawa (Guest) on September 22, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Shani (Guest) on September 17, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Daudi (Guest) on September 10, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 30, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nassar (Guest) on August 29, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 26, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Khalifa (Guest) on August 3, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Makame (Guest) on July 26, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 23, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Latifa (Guest) on July 10, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 28, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 27, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 6, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 26, 2017

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Chiku (Guest) on May 25, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 23, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Nuru (Guest) on May 15, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 20, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 18, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 17, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 17, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 17, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Amir (Guest) on April 15, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Hassan (Guest) on March 27, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 26, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 19, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Selemani (Guest) on March 16, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 13, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 11, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 27, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Maimuna (Guest) on February 27, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Ali (Guest) on February 9, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Kheri (Guest) on February 8, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mhina (Guest) on February 8, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 25, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 21, 2017

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 13, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Kazija (Guest) on January 12, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mohamed (Guest) on January 8, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 8, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 3, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Omari (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Yusra (Guest) on December 16, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 14, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Abubakar (Guest) on December 14, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 12, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 11, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒