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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Maida
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Issa
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Makame
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Maida
Guest
May 31, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 22, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 14, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 4, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 3, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
