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Tabitha Okumu
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Mar 11, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Farida
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 21, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Zulekha
Guest
May 14, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 12, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Ndoto
Guest
May 12, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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George Tenga
Guest
May 12, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Saidi
Guest
May 11, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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George Tenga
Guest
May 11, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Masika
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Warda
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Omari
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Leila
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Majid
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
