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Halima
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Dec 6, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Asha
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Amina
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 27, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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John Kamande
Guest
May 26, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 6, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Robert Okello
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
