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Patrick Mutua
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Feb 14, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Samson Mahiga
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Feb 4, 2018
π This just made my day!
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Selemani
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Jan 31, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
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Mtumwa
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Jan 31, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
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Raphael Okoth
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Jan 28, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jan 25, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
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Abubakari
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Jan 25, 2018
π Perfect joke!
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Linda Karimi
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Jan 15, 2018
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Zuhura
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Jan 11, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π
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Anna Kibwana
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Jan 6, 2018
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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Margaret Anyango
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Dec 29, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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Mwanakhamis
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Dec 23, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Halima
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
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Amina
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
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Sumaya
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Dec 14, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Dec 5, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! π
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
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Stephen Amollo
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Sep 23, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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Alex Nakitare
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Aug 23, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
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Lucy Kimotho
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Aug 8, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
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Sharon Kibiru
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Aug 1, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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Kijakazi
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Jul 14, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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Halima
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 25, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
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Safiya
Guest
May 24, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 19, 2017
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 13, 2017
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Mohamed
Guest
May 3, 2017
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
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Shabani
Guest
May 2, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
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Mzee
Guest
May 1, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
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Stephen Malecela
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Apr 15, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
π Best laugh of the day!
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Leila
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ