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Where do polar bears keep their money?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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In the "snow" bank! β„οΈπŸ’°

Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.

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