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Fadhila
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Nov 28, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Rashid
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Nov 26, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Maneno
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Nov 10, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Peter Otieno
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Oct 30, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Agnes Lowassa
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Sep 19, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Nasra
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Sep 19, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Omar
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Warda
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Maulid
Guest
May 29, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Nashon
Guest
May 27, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 22, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 18, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Thomas Mtaki
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May 7, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Jackson Makori
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May 3, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Shamim
Guest
May 1, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Nancy Akumu
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Apr 21, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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John Malisa
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Mar 23, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Omar
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Charles Mrope
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Feb 18, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
