Short Answer: 💀 Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!
Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! 👻
Fadhila (Guest) on November 28, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Rashid (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Maneno (Guest) on November 10, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Mwanais (Guest) on November 10, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 9, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 2, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 30, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Aziza (Guest) on October 28, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Jaffar (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Fikiri (Guest) on October 4, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 21, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Nasra (Guest) on September 19, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Khalifa (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 5, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 31, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 22, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Sharifa (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 18, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 15, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
John Lissu (Guest) on August 9, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Mhina (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 1, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Shabani (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Omar (Guest) on July 22, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 21, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Josephine (Guest) on July 12, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Warda (Guest) on July 9, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 8, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 14, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Rashid (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Mariam (Guest) on June 9, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Maulid (Guest) on May 29, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Nashon (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 22, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Chum (Guest) on May 2, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Shamim (Guest) on May 1, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 17, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 13, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Maneno (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 28, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
John Malisa (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 18, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 15, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Omar (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 4, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Sekela (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹