I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Lucy Kimotho
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May 5, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 1, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Azima
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Azima
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Azima
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Amani
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Shani
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Wande
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 22, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Issa
Guest
May 21, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 20, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Rukia
Guest
May 17, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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John Malisa
Guest
May 12, 2017
😄 You got me!
