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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Salima
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Kazija
Guest
May 22, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Zainab
Guest
May 20, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 14, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Selemani
Guest
May 12, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Khamis
Guest
May 11, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 10, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Juma
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
