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Josephine
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Feb 3, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Mwajabu
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Jan 29, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
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Stephen Amollo
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Jan 24, 2018
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
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Michael Mboya
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Jan 16, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jan 12, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
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Janet Sumari
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Jan 11, 2018
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
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Fatuma
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Jan 8, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
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Rehema
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Jan 2, 2018
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
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Alex Nyamweya
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Dec 29, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
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Latifa
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Dec 25, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
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Shabani
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Dec 18, 2017
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
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Nora Lowassa
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Dec 7, 2017
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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Mashaka
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Dec 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
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Anna Malela
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Dec 3, 2017
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Nov 26, 2017
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Nov 24, 2017
π You got me!
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Janet Sumaye
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Nov 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Yahya
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Nov 18, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
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Ann Wambui
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Nov 16, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
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Nancy Akumu
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Nov 13, 2017
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
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Mwajuma
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Nov 12, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
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Peter Mbise
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Oct 2, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Sep 23, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
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Ibrahim
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Sep 14, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
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Christopher Oloo
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Sep 9, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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Stephen Kangethe
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Sep 6, 2017
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π
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Majid
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Sep 5, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
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Grace Mushi
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Sep 2, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Sekela
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Aug 27, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Zakia
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Aug 27, 2017
π So funny!
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Aug 27, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
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Irene Akoth
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Aug 20, 2017
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Kazija
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Jul 23, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
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Khamis
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Jul 18, 2017
π What a joke!
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Mariam Kawawa
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Jul 16, 2017
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Betty Akinyi
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Jul 14, 2017
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Kassim
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Jul 12, 2017
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
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Issack
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Jul 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
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Mwanakhamis
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Jul 9, 2017
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Margaret Mahiga
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Jul 1, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Kheri
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Jun 28, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
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Abubakari
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Jun 27, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Nassor
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Jun 9, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Nahida
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Jun 8, 2017
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
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Yusra
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Jun 7, 2017
π Iβm dying!
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Jamila
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May 28, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
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George Wanjala
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May 28, 2017
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
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Juma
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May 26, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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Rose Kiwanga
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May 11, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
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Emily Chepngeno
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May 7, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
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Sarah Karani
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May 5, 2017
π€£ Sending this now!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 4, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
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Andrew Odhiambo
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May 4, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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Anna Mahiga
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Apr 7, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£