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Josephine
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Feb 3, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Stephen Amollo
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Jan 24, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Michael Mboya
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Jan 16, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jan 12, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Janet Sumari
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Jan 11, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Fatuma
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Jan 8, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Rehema
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Jan 2, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Anna Malela
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Dec 3, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Nov 26, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Nov 24, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Stephen Kangethe
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Sep 6, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Majid
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Issack
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Jul 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Margaret Mahiga
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Jul 1, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Jamila
Guest
May 28, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 28, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Juma
Guest
May 26, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 11, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 7, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 5, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 4, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Andrew Odhiambo
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May 4, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Anna Mahiga
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Apr 7, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
