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Bakari
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Dec 23, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Amani
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Wande
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Binti
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Husna
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mhina
Guest
May 20, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 16, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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James Mduma
Guest
May 13, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
