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Mar 13, 2018
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Hamida
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Mar 10, 2018
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Shamim
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Mar 10, 2018
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Stephen Kikwete
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Feb 28, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Joseph Njoroge
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Feb 25, 2018
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Chum
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Feb 21, 2018
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Hekima
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Feb 12, 2018
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Violet Mumo
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Feb 10, 2018
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Shukuru
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Feb 6, 2018
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Victor Malima
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Jan 27, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Mashaka
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Jan 7, 2018
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Frank Macha
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Jan 5, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Abubakar
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Jan 2, 2018
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Furaha
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Dec 29, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mwajuma
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Dec 28, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Omari
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Dec 28, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Zainab
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Dec 25, 2017
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Mzee
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Dec 12, 2017
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Grace Minja
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Nov 27, 2017
๐ Nailed it!
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Samuel Were
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Nov 23, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Elizabeth Malima
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Nov 17, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Nov 10, 2017
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Safiya
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Oct 27, 2017
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Asha
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Oct 8, 2017
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Latifa
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Oct 6, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Khalifa
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Oct 4, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Salum
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Sep 26, 2017
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Sep 20, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Patrick Kidata
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Sep 9, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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George Ndungu
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Sep 5, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Latifa
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Aug 29, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Josephine Nekesa
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Aug 29, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Anna Sumari
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Aug 24, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Chiku
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Aug 23, 2017
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Daniel Obura
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Aug 13, 2017
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Kevin Maina
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Aug 11, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Frank Sokoine
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Jul 26, 2017
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Ramadhan
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Jul 11, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Mariam
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Jul 3, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Catherine Naliaka
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Jul 2, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Jul 2, 2017
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Sofia
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Jun 28, 2017
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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George Wanjala
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Jun 25, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Arifa
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Jun 22, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Khatib
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Jun 18, 2017
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Mary Sokoine
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Jun 17, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Omar
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Jun 11, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Henry Mollel
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Jun 9, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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Andrew Mchome
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Jun 5, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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James Kawawa
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Jun 3, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Josephine
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May 31, 2017
๐ Saving this one!
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Victor Mwalimu
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May 29, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 26, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Betty Cheruiyot
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May 22, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Chum
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May 21, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Lydia Mahiga
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May 14, 2017
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Francis Mtangi
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May 11, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Mercy Atieno
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May 4, 2017
๐ You got me!
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Alex Nakitare
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Apr 29, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Rose Lowassa
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Apr 27, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
