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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Masika
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 29, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Fikiri
Guest
May 28, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 27, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Kahina
Guest
May 19, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 19, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 11, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 5, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Yusra
Guest
May 4, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 3, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
