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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Leila
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Warda
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Omar
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Omar
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Asha
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Masika
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Salima
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
