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Chris Okello
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Feb 26, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Diana Mumbua
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Feb 22, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Chris Okello
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Jan 25, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Jane Malecela
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Jan 25, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Maida
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Makame
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Shani
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Amir
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 28, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 2, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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George Mallya
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Apr 4, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Muslima
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Mar 26, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
