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Mariam Hassan
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Oct 28, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Chum
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Wande
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Peter Mugendi
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Sep 3, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Neema
Guest
May 4, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Majid
Guest
May 2, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Juma
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
