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Hassan
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Warda
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mashaka
Guest
May 25, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 17, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 17, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Wande
Guest
May 12, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Sharifa
Guest
May 1, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
