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Hassan
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Mar 9, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Kenneth Murithi
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Mar 5, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Leila
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 24, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Yusra
Guest
May 15, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 15, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Husna
Guest
May 9, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Rubea
Guest
May 7, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 6, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Halima
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Wande
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
