Mwanais (Guest) on December 28, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 22, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 25, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 24, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Rukia (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 11, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Rubea (Guest) on November 7, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 3, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Zawadi (Guest) on October 21, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 11, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Zuhura (Guest) on October 11, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Halima (Guest) on October 7, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 24, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Jamal (Guest) on September 23, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 13, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Maulid (Guest) on September 12, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 12, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 28, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 22, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on August 13, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 11, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

James Kimani (Guest) on August 9, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 1, 2016

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 30, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 21, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mchawi (Guest) on July 13, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 27, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Umi (Guest) on June 2, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Hashim (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Maida (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 26, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 14, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 12, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Shamim (Guest) on May 10, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

James Mduma (Guest) on May 10, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 10, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Yusuf (Guest) on May 6, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 4, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mjaka (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Jafari (Guest) on April 29, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 29, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 7, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 6, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Biashara (Guest) on April 4, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mariam (Guest) on April 3, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 30, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 21, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 14, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 2, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 29, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Kazija (Guest) on February 24, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Omar (Guest) on February 18, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 12, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nchi (Guest) on February 1, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻