What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 2, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 31, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 19, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 12, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 27, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Rahma (Guest) on April 23, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Nassar (Guest) on March 18, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 9, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 28, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Maneno (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 8, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 6, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 31, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 28, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 14, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 13, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Saidi (Guest) on January 10, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 28, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Rashid (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Chiku (Guest) on December 25, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Shani (Guest) on December 13, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Juma (Guest) on December 3, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on November 18, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 7, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 29, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Safiya (Guest) on October 21, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 20, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 12, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Sumaya (Guest) on October 12, 2016

😁 This made my day!

John Malisa (Guest) on October 7, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 4, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 22, 2016

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Zawadi (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Salum (Guest) on September 16, 2016

😂 So funny!

Mchuma (Guest) on September 9, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Biashara (Guest) on September 9, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Kazija (Guest) on August 31, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Kheri (Guest) on August 23, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Baridi (Guest) on August 17, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Athumani (Guest) on August 15, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 12, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 3, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 26, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Sofia (Guest) on July 17, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Baraka (Guest) on July 12, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Tabu (Guest) on July 6, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 4, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 22, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Zubeida (Guest) on May 24, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 20, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 18, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

John Lissu (Guest) on May 15, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Hashim (Guest) on May 14, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️